joi, 28 iulie 2011

what you did ?

1. had sex. :)

2. bought condoms. [x]

3. gotten pregnant.

4. failed a class.

5. kissed a boy. [x]

6. kissed a girl.[x]

7. used a little paper bag for lunch.

8. had a job.

9. slipped on ice. [x]

10. missed the school bus.

11. left the house without my wallet/purse. [x]

12. bullied someone on the internet. [x]

13. sexted.

14. had sex in public.

15. played on a sports team.

16. smoked weed.

17. smoked cigarettes. [x]

18. smoked a cigar. [x]

19. drank alcohol. [x]

20. watched “The Breakfast Club”

21. been overweight. [x]

22. been underweight.

23. had an eating disorder. [x]

24. been to a wedding. [x]

25. made fun of someone for being fat. [x]

26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight. [x]

27. watched tv for 5 hours straight.

28. been late for work.

29. been late for school. [x]

30. kissed in the rain. [x]

31. showered with someone else. [x]

32. failed my drivers test.

33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes.

34. been outside my home country. [x]

35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours. [x]

36. had lice.

37. gotten my heart broken. [x]

38. had a credit card.

39. been to a professional sports game.

40. broken a bone.

41. been unhappy about my weight. [x]

42. won a trophy.

43. cut myself. [x]

44. had an STD.

45. got engaged.

46. been on a diet.

47. tried out to be on a tv show.

48. rode in a taxi. [x]

49. been to prom.

50. played a drinking game. [x]

51. stayed up for 24 hours or more. [x]

52. been to a concert. [x]

53. had a three-some. :))))

54. had a crush on someone of the same sex. [x]

55. been in a car accident.

56. had braces.

57. learned another language. [x]

58. killed an animal.

59. been at a yard sale.

60. been to a japanese steakhouse. [x]

61. wore make up. [x]

62. talked to someone via webcam. [x]

63. lost my virginity before I was 16.

64. had my wisdom teeth taken out.

65. kissed someone a different race than myself.

66. snuck out of the house. [x]

67. bought porn.

68. had a virus on my computer. [x]

69. had oral sex.

70. dyed my hair. [x]

71. gone skinny dipping.

72. graduated from college.

73. wore someone else’s clothes. [x]

74. voted in a presidential election.

75. rode in an ambulance.

76. rode in a helicopter.

77. caught the stove on fire.

78. got in a fight. [x]

79. met someone famous. [x]

80. been on vacation. [x]

81. been on an airplane.

82. been on a boat. [x]

83. broken something expensive. [x]

84. had surgery.

85. kissed someone before I was 14. [x]

86. beat a video game. [x]

87. found something valuable on the ground [x]

88. made a survey

89. stalked someone on facebook/myspace. [x]

90. prank called someone. [x]

91. been to a library outside of school. [x]

92. spent over $100 shopping in one day. [x]

93. cut my hair and hated it. [x]

94. peed outside. [x]

95. went fishing.

96. helped with charity. [x]

97. taken a pregnancy test.

98. told someone you didnt love them when you did.

99. told someone you loved them when you didnt. [x]

100. broken a mirror. [x]

vineri, 22 iulie 2011

bine ai venit in Retardia.

deci. sa va prezint ceva ce mi'a aratat un prieten. si, sincer, nu stiu daca sa rad sau sa ma ingrijorez.

se pare ca politia a hotarat ca violatorii, hotii, criminalii si restul pot sa mai astepte, acum prioritatea este sa "vanam" copiii emo, care "se imbraca in haine emo, si se machiaza emo, si asculta trupe precum Tokio Hotel". ei trebuie monitorizati, pentru ca au tendinte de suicid si chestii d'astea. genial, nu ? de parca daca nu esti "emo" nu poti sa te sinucizi daca vrei. wtf. am ramas masca. atatia oameni retardati in tara asta, incat daca prostia ar fi letala, toate parcurile ar deveni cimitire.

joi, 14 iulie 2011

vis în șoaptă .

" Ai vrea sa te opresti in timp
Si orele sa curga mai departe
Sa te privesti din trecut
Poate asa mai stergi din fapte

Sunt nopti,sunt zile si sunt ani
Sunt doar momente in amalgam
Multe nuante parfumate
O gluma cand erai copil
Un prim sarut din amintiri
Sau poate doar un vis in noapte.. "